Long Time No See :P

I haven't spoken to you all for a long long time. I highly doubt anyone will even read this because my followers are probably all gone from here to wordpress because they are hippies.. Anywho I haven't checked my bragondorn email for about a year to the day. I logged in today and of course there are over 4000 emails of mostly spam but there were also a few genuine emails from my lovely followers wondering about me. I will answer the 5 most asked for you all.

1) Why did you post constantly for 1-2 months and then stop posting altogether?

40% - Laziness - Video Games, Tv, Netflix and whatever captures my attention...
30% - Vacation - Went around the world and lived my life for a month or two. (Truly Lovely)
20% - After a month or two of blogging I found that a lot of you have purpose behind your blogs and help people. I have never felt I have helped anyone with my nonsense blog full of gibberish...
10% - beep boopity flip flappity gumbo chops... Idk....

2) Why do you post that you are back when you are not actually staying back?

Idk... maybe i was just bored that day and felt like letting you all know i wasn't dead...

3) Have you posted your Squirrels Tail book in any app stores yet? Or have you finished your red space book?

Nope, I would like too but I did it for fun and it is stressful to deal with someone who can turn it into a app... Also my Photoshop got uninstalled and I lost my install cd... Sooooo I will work on it sometime in the future when I go out and buy a new Photoshop cd.. I would love to make another squirrel book as well :)

4) Hows your intern doing?

That kid was a natural! I was just talking to him the other night and he said that my tough ethics drove him to learn a lot quicker. He stated that being stuck getting coffee and donuts for the rest of the office made him crazy. He is taking 20 credit hours to finish his degree this semester. Also he said that everyone still distrusts him to do anything professional for making that terrible looking Rock'em Sock'em...

5)When will you tell me another crazy life story!?!?!?

I have a lot of crazy stories that you would love to hear because I am a crazy person. I will tell you another one soon.

Closing

I will try to post more and keep you all up to date at least monthly and I will be viewing the blogs of everyone who is still viewing mine :P I personally like to view other peoples blogs than write my own... Anywho you all inspire me and I hope to stay up to date here. Best of luck to you all in your daily lives and my prayers go out to you all! I hope all of your lives are as blessed as my own!

Can't forget a random picture that doesn't have anything to do with anything.

Happy Halloween!

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It has been awhile...

A lot has happened in my life since we talked last. I ended up buying myself a brand new house and payed it off completely. Things are going quite well in the life of big old mister bragon. I banked what was left of the six digits and quit my job, I think my intern will take my place. I will probably have to hold his hand for awhile but I feel like he's got the potential to handle it. Anyways..... I plan on going back to school and open up my own fancy restaurant. I am not a very good cook but I find it very enjoyable and I would enjoy owning a restaurant. Maybe I will wait a few years... As always thank you for stopping by and I will get around to catching up with the blogging community some time in the next few weeks. 

edit: I have been gone because I think I drank some of that pesticide water accidentally and I have just now fully recovered.

edit2: I have gone through my past posts recently and was wondering why the top three most viewed posts are the ones I was almost murdered in? I find it quite disturbing :P

HAPPY EASTER!

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Hey guys

I have been getting a lot of emails from you guys wondering where I have been. I am sorry about my absence here for 15 days but I am in a pretty intense legal battle at the moment with the oil company. I have like an entire law firm working with me to get them good. The tests came back from my well water and it actually was caused by the oil company. The law firm has been telling me that I will be getting a lot of money out of this. I am very excited but I am not exposed to talk about it. So I don't screw this up for myself I am not going to be blogging again on here until the end of the month. Thank you all for worrying about me but if things go as planned in the next few days I will go from joe shmoe to a very wealthy individual that is going to enjoy himself.

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What happened this time?

I am sorry that I have been gone for a week but I have been arguing with my lawyer about how to solve this brown water dilemma. Over the last few days the water has been slowly getting better (less brown) but it is still nasty looking. I went out and bought a 100 gallon tank of water that I have to refill every now and then... I am kind of angry about this but I am going to get them in court. I have set many emails and letters to the company drilling up the road and I have even tried visiting the site but there is no one there to talk to. I have left my name, number, and email address with the security and I have yet to get any kind of call or letter back. I doubt they take me seriously but I plan to sue as soon as the results come back and I know if the fluids in my water were injected there by the fracking. I will try and keep you guys updated on whether I am going to get some sort of $$$ out of this or not. I hope I get every penny they have! But I doubt I will even get the value of my house out of it. Maybe I will be able to sell the house without someone realizing the well is shot... I mean seriously who would want a home with a destroyed well? I can't get city water because I live so far out in the country...

I am not a smart man but I do not plan on letting them screw me. Also my template went totally hay wire so I reverted to a default blog template. My little brother started using this site and he wanted me to post this banner around for him. I have no clue what it is or how to use it so I will just leave it here...

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